December 2011
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but seriously
what did i do in 2011? i went to england again and started grad school and bought a ps3. i am feeling bitter compared to all the other fucking people i know who got married and got pregnant and bought houses and got real jobs.
i don’t know how people can be so relentlessly positive all the time. i tend to think they’re putting on a face because in high school i was always known as...
i was going to do that meme thing with the letters...
but mine are all boring :(
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knock-turn:
john-cornelius:
Can People Please Stop Capitalizing Every Word They Write It’s Fucking Annoying.
by fall out boy
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greatlakeswaste:
IT’S NOT COLD ENOUGH IN THE D.
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bowiecunt:
How can Arthur wear glasses if his ears are on top of his head?
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Where’s your Kalashnikov?
– A friend’s boyfriend upon finding out I am of Russian origin. (via microaggressions)
Khia has a daughter named Khia.
breakyoselffool:
Is Babyonce Born Yet? →
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reblog if you're sickeningly fucking gorgeous
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iamanimu:
if you reblog that “your blog will be deleted thing” your blog deserves to be deleted
(◡‿◡✿)
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mayorofsimpleton skomentował(a) Twój post: i can’t even bring myself to be depressed that the…
I once applied for a job a lot like that even though I thought it was as ridiculous as you do!
i kind of want to apply for the hell of it even though i don’t have an MLIS yet but it’s in youth services and i don’t know about working with kids.
i can’t even bring myself to be depressed that the qualification for a part-time, $15 an hour, 15 hours a week librarian job requires a master’s degree.
instead i will laugh hysterically
GUESS WHO HAS GIN
hint: it’s me
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