February 2012
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jarvis-cockblocker:
Generic Pulp Song:
I shagged your mum Now I’m gonna shag your dad UHhhhhnnnnnnnnnn Let me touch your breasts And we’ll have consensual sex Uhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnn Mamamamamamamamama
*high pitched squeal* Oh yeah!
prawnmael:
trousertheft:
I like the new icons I think they are nice
You’re not allowed to just THINK that when something CHANGES
tangledupinlace:
What about when you’re getting really stoked about dropping a deuce and then you go in there and your ass has actually just turned into a machine gun for farts and the disappointment just breaks.you.in.half.
SO RUDE
this has been my life the past couple of days. so disappointing
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ugh part two
also one of my classes, the grade is based ENTIRELY on two exams - no papers or anything. the first exam is next week and i am going BONKERS with worry because i am not a good tester
ugh
lately there has been an uptick in preachy vegetarians/vegans on my facebook feed and i am almost entirely certain it’s because of that skinny bitch book. i mean i have absolutely no problem with vegetarians/vegans because what you wanna eat is none of my beeswax but uuuugh some people
and i struggle with food enough as it is (“everything is bad for you kelly don’t eat...
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me: did it hurt?
person: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
person:
oh
wayne state made me change my password last week and i didn’t realize that it would affect the fowarding of messages to my gmail inbox
so now i have 64 messages to wade through woo wooo
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archaeosaur:
social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion
tardris:
written by oscar award winner bret...
“omg billy crystal is so funny”
– no one (via isitscary)
dujardins:
plot twist: leo runs everyone on the red carpet over in his hybrid car
dujardins:
e-pic:
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
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